Hey, guys, can't talk. I have to go see Dr. Kim.
Uh, no. I have to change my college file. I got my SAT score.
Summer, we got our SAT scores back months ago.
Well, I took mine late. There was a Valley marathon the first time around.
Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.
[Ryan and Seth stare at her, dumbfounded.]
What's with all the questions?
Nothing, I'm just trying to exhaust your issues so we can get to mine.
MMatt
[to Sandy, after watching him flirt with Kirsten] You two are so perfect together it's almost painful to be around.
Did you just wack me with your tuba?
Did you just jab me with your pegleg??!
It was a tap, you little wacker.
It was a jab, you little jabber.
[to Seth] The point is, Summer doesn't want to be you, she wants to be with you.
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