And you can't get rid of them. They're like old boyfriends or warts.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wait a minute. Cat worship? Theft? Those guys should be praying to me.
After what I just did for you, you don't trust me?
I might have been knocked out twice tonight, but I still have my long-term memory.
Nightwing! What are you doing here?
Oh, just following a pattern of obsessive behavior instilled in me at an early age.
You should work on your stealth skills. I heard you coming halfway across the rooftop.
Good to see you too.
(confronted by two bears)
You take the brown one. I'll take...the other brown one.
MKMiranda Kane
Who are you?
MHMad Hatter
A lonely wretch called Jervis Tetch, also known as...
MKMiranda Kane
The Mad Hatter!
MHMad Hatter
At your service.
MHMad Hatter
"The time has come," the Walrus said. "To talk of many things. Of bears and snakes, and clever crimes. That spring from circus rings."
You all right?
Yeah, what's a couple of ribs?
[brings one of the muggers to Robin] Here, kid. I think you lost this.
I coulda handled him.
Coulda, woulda, didn't.
You sound just like Batman.
I'm nothing like him.
Yeah, right. The mask, the attitude, the long underwear.
Drop it!
I'd love to know what happened between you two.
Things change.
No kidding. You guys used to be the greatest. Batman and Robin, the Dynamic Duo.
Maybe you should ask him.
I did. And you'll never guess what he said. "Things change".
[notices Bruce isn't at Dick's graduation] He'll be crushed Bruce missed this. Where could he be?
Perhaps he had car trouble.
[being summoned as Robin] This isn't a good time.
I'm not making a schedule.
You're late.
Excuse me for having a life.
[Batman and Robin have dropped in through an overhead window]
Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door, or you like picking glass out of your tights.
If you stick your nose in, it might get cut off.
Where's the Joker?!
CConnor
I-I don't know!
[Batman slams him against the wall]
CSConnor's son
Daddy!
Remember now?!
Batman, not like this. Not in front of his family.
The sooner he talks, the sooner we leave.
[sees Connor's son starting to cry] I'm outta here now!
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