Ordinarily, I don't approve of spanking. But in her case...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's black and white and radioactive for twenty-thousand years?
What?
Gotham City after the big boom, silly.
Uh huh. So now what? We call the cops and demand a pay off, right?
No. We don't do anything.
What?! What are you saying?
The "Kewpie Doll" knows all about your little excursions down to the docks. I won't let you betray me again. When the reactor reaches critical mass, you and I will die together, and take all of Gotham with us!
Can you stop it?
In a minute you'll either know, or won't care.
Croc, don't!
This isn't a movie, you know. I'm a legitimate businessman now. I don't want to draw attention to myself. I can't afford to have my associates getting Batman all excited.
But he loved it. I know he lives for the chase, and I was the best he ever had.
Ever been pursued by a bird of prey?
Sorry, Pengy. Some things are just too scary, even for me.
You practically threw yourself into Batman's hands. If he catches you, what's to prevent him from making the connection to ME?! You would've put my whole operation at risk!
Relax, Pengy. First, he's not gonna catch me. And second, I'm not a pigeon - I won't squawk.
I've seen him crack tougher eggs than you. I'm sorry, my dear - I just can't take that chance. [aims his umbrella at her]
What's this?
I assure you, it's not filled with birdseed.
[While holding the Penguin over the edge of his balcony]
What say we have a little talk, just like old times?
I get it, we'll live to play another day.
[Batman places her in handcuffs as the police arrive]
What's this?
My kind of game. And you lost.
(seeing giant cows) Holy cow!
You had to say it.
That's a lot of bull.
RGRobotic Goat
(making the ransom demand) No tricks, no surprises, no Baaaaaaaatman.
FBFarmer Brown
Check your shoes for what the cow left and check your money. Two solid rules.
So you survive the Joker and the rest of those freaks only to buy it from Jed Clampett and a bunch of bugs - and I got to be here to see it!
Now that's purty.
R1Robber 1
We're locksmiths, I swear.
R2Robber 2
Yeah, and the masks are...a fashion statement.
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