Another season, another reason for making trouble.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Strange, isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years, yet they still get parts in movies. It hardly seems fair.
Did you read her her rights?
PPolicewoman
Yes, sir.
Then she knows they don't include this.
[He removes Calendar Girl's mask, revealing her still beautiful features; she immediately screams and sobs]
NO, DON'T! DON'T LOOK, PLEASE! Oh, no...!
She's beautiful!
She can't see that anymore. All she sees are the flaws.
AAuctioneer
Tonight, we offer a number of fascinating artifacts from the so-called "Dark Ages". First on the block is this. It is rumored to have been the personal branding iron of the Arthurian Era witch, Morgan Le Fey. Legend has it this piece has some sort of magical power... Gotham Auctioneers, Limited, makes no such guarantee.
KKlarion
Exquisite craftsmanship, isn't it, Mr. Wayne? Enjoy it while you can.
Who are-?
JBJason Blood
Klarion. Why am I not surprised to see you here?
KKlarion
We do have a way of bumping into each other, Uncle Jason. Next time, it will be on purpose.
(starts to walk away)
Jason.
JBJason Blood
Bruce. Thanks for stepping in.
It was nothing. But tell me, how'd you ever get a brat like that for a nephew?
JBJason Blood
We're not related. For some reason, it amuses him to call me "Uncle." But don't underestimate him. He'll do anything to get what he wants.
Surely his parents...
JBJason Blood
Don't expect any help from them. The little witch boy turned them into mice.
You're not serious.
(Teekl opens his mouth wide and hisses)
JBJason Blood
Gone. Gone the form of man, rise the demon, Etrigan!
KKlarion
(solemnly, to Etrigan) Do it. (Etrigan destroys a movie theater while Klarion looks on, laughing maniacally. Suddenly, an ice cream truck is heard.) Oooo! Ice cream!
[holding the branding iron, reversing the spell which separated Etrigan and Blood] The Witch's evil now undo, make the one from what is two!
You've done enough damage for one night, young man.
EEtrigan
Mother's Grief. Father's Shame. Soon he goes from whence he came.
What does that mean?
EEtrigan
I'm sending him to his room.
(Etrigan vanishes with Klarion)
About tonight...
Don't ask. Just don't ask.
I never thought it would end this way. For us or for Barbara. I still don't know everything that happened.
I'll never forget. I can see it as clearly as my parents' murder.
[answers phone] Yes?
JGJames Gordon
Wayne.
Commissioner. What can I do for you?
Drop the act. Ten minutes on Barbara's computer told me everything. Like a fool I allowed you to run wild on your private crusade. A psychotic misfit playing masked hero. Now I've paid for it with Barbara's life.
Jim, believe me, I know how you feel.
You can't.
You know how I lost my parents. The only way I could hold onto my own sanity was to take matters into my own hands.
That makes us even.
RMRenee Montoya
Freeze! Richard Grayson, you have the right to remain silent.
Waived.
It's over, Tim. Gordon feels betrayed and maybe he was. He won't give up until he gets me. You have to leave me now. Give yourself up. No one will blame you for what happened.
What about you?
I don't know.
LLawyer
If the Bat's on a spree, Wayne must pay the fee.
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