The New Batman Adventures quotes

All this sneaking around isn't exactly my style.

What do you mean? It's half the fun!

See what I mean about him acting strange? He's smiling!

The Penguin

Even if I did know where to find the Mad Hatter, I'm no stool pigeon. Why should I tell you?

A man's life is in danger. Isn't that enough?

The Penguin

You're breaking my heart.

[Whispers] Kick over the desk. [Superman looks uncertain, hesitating] Just do it!

[Kicks the desk over and into the wall] I won't ask twice.

The Penguin

All right, no need to get your feathers ruffled. It happens our capped compadre is attending a meeting of notable ne'er-do-wells. They're hatching a plot to capitalize on your... purported disappearance.

[Lifts him of the ground by his collar] Where?

Now he's gettin' it.

Bane

By combining our talents, we will rule Gotham City. Anyone we wish to imprison, you, Riddler, will entrap. Any from whom we require allegiance, you, Hatter, will control. And any that stand in our way, I will break.

He's really being controlled by aliens? Eugh.

I'm deeply hurt.

Sorry.

I hear the city's been busy.

Nothing the kid couldn't handle. I have to say, for a guy who's supposed to be such a loner, you sure know how to pick a partner.

Joker

[to Batgirl] Yikes, what does Guano-man do? Send you all to Sidekicks' Pun School? You're even more irritating than the boy.

Joker

[checking a map] Let me see... let me see... This can't be Pismo Beach. No sand. I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Joker

Only you would solve a riddle with a computer, Butt-man! You've got the sense of humour of a rock! Lucky thing I'm on the team now, for stuff like this. But if I have to wear a flying animal costume, I want to be the Squirrel.

Don't make me gag you.

Joker

You do and I'll sue. I have the right to remain noisy.

Time for bed.

All right, but a deal's a deal!

No way.

You promised!

Rrrrg. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff... All right, good night.

The whole thing!

Hmmmph. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff...

Hey, I put the capes in the dryer!

Huh?

On extra hot!

[strictly] Dry clean only.

Euuuh...

How do you expect me to fight crime wearing THIS?! [turns around to reveal his cape is the size of a baby bib]

Let's take it by the numbers, nice and easy...

Brake, brake! Don't look at me, keep your eyes on the road!

Rrrrggh! You know what this means...

Joker

Hey folks! Joker here with the Kids' WB! Guide to Villainy. Today's lesson: hand gestures. Here we see the 'Come and get me' finger curl that no superhero can resist.

Joker

Nice form, Harls!

Hey, fans! Daphne here in for Joker because after The New Batman Adventures catch my music video.