The Nanny · Season 1
I'll never forget those three glorious weeks we spent in Cornwall.
We were never in Cornwall.
Devon?
No.
The cozy little room with the fireplace and the four-poster bed?
Nope. Not me.
Well, I had a good time.
Aw, thanks, Peppy.
No, it's Pe-PAY, okay?
Let me guess. Arnold, right?
No, Bernie.
I'm gonna be canned for sure.
Ms. Fine, you spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you'd have bought a paddle.
Maggie has to learn to handle 14-year-old boys so that when she grows up, she can know how to handle full grown men who, when you think about it, are a lot like 14-year-old boys.
No way my little cousin Tiffany is still in pampers
Good news, I'm potty trained which is more than I can say for him [points to her grandpa]
I just saw Mr Sheffield naked, it was horrible!
I keep telling him to get to the gym.
[About Fran's tonsil removal]
Remember, Fran, afterwards, you can have all the ice-cream you want.
Swell. If I live, I'll be hippy.
Shister Meffield, I love you.
It's the worst blizzard in 30 years.
Oh God! Did Kathie Lee come into the studio?
No.
It's bad.
[About Kenny]
For all we know, he could be a member of a gang.
What gang? The 'Oys In The Hood?
Maxwell, you described [Fran]'s laugh all wrong in your letter. It's nothing like the QE 2 adrift in a fog.
Brighton, don't be greedy. God will punish you.
[Enters] Good evening, everyone.
See?
Niles, have you seen my yellow notepad with all my notes on it?
Not recently, sir. Where did you have it last?
Why do people always ask that? If I remembered where I had it last, I'd go there and get it, not bother you about it, wouldn't I? [remembers] Mantle. I was pacing, and I left it on the–[walks to the fireplace mantle, finding his notepad] Niles, you're a genius.
Honored to be the wind beneath your wings, sir.
Too bad we didn't have this conversation in the garden. The plants would have loved the fertilizer.
Ms. Fine, don't you have something you want to say to Mr. Bradley and his son?
Yeah, but then I'd have something else to apologize for.
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