Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?
Well, uh, what would make you think a thing like that?
The photographer who was just here! He was from Tongue Magazine!
Oh. Oh, him. Well, it was just a little, teeny tiny item.
It was a cover story about us being secretly married!
Well, it was a slight exaggeration...
That's a bald-faced lie, Piggy!
Well, you know, we are close...
I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy!
That is not dumb...
You have done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!
Well, what are you gonna do?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, PIGGY! I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! FIRED!!
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