(Kermit)
To introduce our guest star
Is what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
Bunsen Honeydew
(Statler & Waldorf) [optional verse]
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch this show
(Cast)
And now let's things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
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