“Waldorf & Statler” quotes from The Muppet Show

- The question is, who cares?

- Why did they want the igloo?

- I don't know. Maybe somebody must have broken their ig.

- This show's speeding along very quickly this evening.

- Oh, yes. Someone must have told them that it's harder to hit a moving target.

- Do you think we'll be entertained tonight?

- Well I will... I brought a book!

- Boo!

- Boooo!

- That was the worst thing I ever heard!

- It was terrible!

- Horrendous!

- Well, it wasn't that bad.

- Oh yeah?

- There were parts of it I liked.

- Yeah, I liked a lot of it.

- Yeah, it was good, actually.

- It was great!

- It's wonderful!

- Ah, bravo!

- More!

- More!

- More!

- More!

- Brilliant!

- Weh... that was terrible.

- Oh it was good.

- Nah, that was very bad.

- Well, it was average.

- Weh... it was in the middle there.

- Ah, it wasn't that great.

- I kind of liked it.

- It was terrible.

- I loved it!

- Get 'em off!

- More!

- Sure we liked it, if you promise it's your last one!

- Oh well, at least its over now

- What are you talking about, its only just beginning!

- Oh why are we doomed to suffer? And why are those people watching voluntarily?!

- How come all your impressions sound the same?

- Fozzie: I can't help that, they were all written by the same writer.

- He's got a point there.

- Yeah, on his head!

- The legend of Robin Hood will never die.

- Yeah, but it sure got wounded pretty bad tonight.

- Fantastic, incredible, they remind me a lot of puppets.

- Ugh. Puppets, I always hated puppets

- You're a traitor to your class.

- What class, I never even graduated!

- (In unison and crying) WHY US!!!

- Terrific!

- Ah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. ("Pants dropping" sound)

- (Looks down on boxers) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.

- Uh-oh. Better get out your old army uniform.

- Yes. With a 108 angry countries, there's bound to be trouble.

- Where is the land of the rising sun?

- I don't know. I never get up that early.

- You know, I really liked that.

- Me too.

- Are we in the right theatre?

- Shakespeare would've hate that!