“Waldorf & Statler” quotes from The Muppet Show

- Really?

- Yeah, I'm sitting on a tack.

- Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.

- What?

- It ends.

- Ah, there's nothing like grand opera.

- And that was nothing like it.

- These seats are awful.

- Why? Can't you see anything?

- That's the problem. I can see everything.

- This show is awful!

- Terrible!

- Disgusting!

- See you next week?

- Of course.

- I have a good mind to go home.

- If you had a good mind, you wouldn't be here in the first place.

- That was wonderful!

- Bravo!

- I loved that!

- Ah, that was great!

- Well, it was pretty good.

- Well, it wasn't bad...

- Uh, there were parts of it that weren't very good though.

- It could have been a lot better.

- I didn't really like it.

- It was pretty terrible.

- It was bad.

- It was awful!

- It was terrible!

- Take 'em away!

- Bah, boo!

- Boo!

- More! More!

- Quiet! They might hear you!

- You know, this show really improves with age!

- Why? Because the jokes get better?

- No, because my hearing gets worse!

- Why do we always come here?

- I guess we'll never know

- It's like a kind of torture...

- (in unison) ...to have to watch this show!

- Fozzie- And tonight, I'm going to try and put something new in my act

- Yeah, like comedy maybe!

- That was a great number, I've always liked pantomime.

- That wasn't pantomime, your hearing aid's busted again!

- [about a balloon]

- Here. Can you tell anything about me from this?

- Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air.

- [balloon slips out of Waldorf's fingers and whirls around losing air]

- Boo boo!

- Said the men in the theater box...

- [both] Don't boogie in the barnyard!

- What was that about?

- (Looks at his watch) That was about, uh, a minute-and-a-half.

- The question is, what is a Mah Nà Mah Nà?