Jane! He's okay.
Have you got her?
Not yet.
She's... She's on foot.
Agent Kirkland, Homeland Security. I need rescue south of Orr lake, forest road 42 north 12.
Who is that guy?
Don't talk. Help is on the way.
Hurts.
Shh, it's okay.
S5 E8Red Sails In The Sunset
DMDana Martins
I don't like your tone.
Dana, your daughter is the mistress of a psychopathic killer, yet you have no information to give us about how or why she got that way. Frankly, I don't care if you like my tone.
You'll never know.
I'll never know what?
Whether I engineered the escape and abduction.
Trust me, I know.
You don't know. You just guess. And you didn't tell your new best friend Kirkland either.
I don't have any evidence, if I did I would put you in cuff myself.
No you wouldn't.
Try me.
Hahaha...
What's so funny?
Nothing. Sorry. All of it's worth it. She told me Red John and I are very much alike. That it's a wonder we weren't best friends from the moment we shook hands.
You've met Red John?
Yes. He's someone I know.
S5 E9Black Cherry
Yo, Chip. Front and center.
CMChip McGavin
I'm starting to resent you.
Good. You a member of a street gang?
MMcGavin
No, of course not.
Really? Did you kill this man?
MMcGavin
No, I did not.
Liar. I can see it in your eyes. Arrest him, Lisbon.
MMcGavin
Wait a minute. You can't do that.
Yeah, I'm just kidding. But next time you come across a dead body, Chip, show a little respect. Thank you.
I'm sorry. Uh, Rigsby, would you interview Mr. McGavin? Thank you. [to Jane] You know what? You can write my name down in that book.
What if you never actually met Red John?
I haven't just met him, I've shaken hands with him. And she wasn't lying, she didn't realise what she told me.
Am I in that book?
She said it's a wonder Red John and I didn't become friends. Now what we have, I consider a friendship. So, my friend, you are free and clear.
That's a relief.
Hi, Noah. Listen, we have a sit-
You know Lisbon I have a great idea. A brilliant idea. Excuse me, one second.
What brilliant idea?
Well, uhm, there isn't one. I just don't want you to send that kid to a foster home.
I don't have any choice.
There's always choices.
Okay, like what?
Let them go home. You don't have to charge her sister yet, do you? Just, just think about it for a while.
She broke the law. I already called the DA and Child Services.
Just let them go home.
BBosh
Well, as I said, living room's exactly the same.
Well, not exactly. I like it.
BBosh
Good, good. Let's take a look at the extra bedroom.
No, no need. I'm really feeling it here. I think I need to be alone with the house for a moment. You know just to check out its aura.
BBosh
Aura?
Yeah. Well I'm not gonna buy a house unless we have compatible auras.
BBosh
Of course.
Ten minutes.
BBosh
Good. I'll be right outside.
What?
It's okay. You were talking in your sleep.
I was?
And drooling a little.
What was I saying?
Well—Someone's coming.
S5 E10Panama Red
Jane. You can't obsess like this.
Obsess? I know that I've met Red John now. Shook his hand. I have what you coppers call a lead.
I think you're obsessing.
I think this puzzle box is the key. Whatever is in here was important enough to hide, but not valuable enough to put in that safe.
What do you think it is?
I don't know yet, it's a puzzle.
Cho, crack it open.
Oh, no no no no. It's my puzzle. All mine.
SSecurity Agent
Hands in the air!
Already done.
SSecurity Agent
Down on the ground!
Well... do—uh... Uh, hands in the air, or—or down on the ground? I'm a little confused.
Patrick Jane, consultant. This isn't my boss.
I am Teresa Lisbon and I am his boss.
Who's Olivier Gans?
Uh, I don't know. Made him up.
Hi, Lisbon.
I don't know what game you're playing, but I think you're getting carried away with this Olivier Gans thing.
How so?
I-I just got a call from the vice President of something or other of JG Allen Enterprises. They're up in arms about Gans.
Really?
They think he's trying to steal Turbo Wolf.
Well, he hasn't yet, but he might soon. We should meet at his hotel.
The imaginary man has a hotel?
That's right.
Is this hotel imaginary, too?
Oh no, very real. It's, uh, the Vista in Clearlake. I'll meet you there in an hour. Bye.
See that face? That's exactly why I didn't tell you the plan.
It's not a good plan.
It's not a good plan. It's a good enough plan, and Rigsby's wearing one of those ear thingies. I will talk him through the con. He'll be fine.
What if the killer doesn't show up?
Then we go back to old-fashioned police work. But this way, we get to enjoy some room service. Please, have a seat.
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