The Mentalist · Season 5, Episode 1
“The Crimson Ticket” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Patrick Jane (9), Teresa Lisbon (6), Lorelai (2), Kimball Cho (1), Wayne Rigsby (1)
Your inarticulate rage is understandable, but it's misplaced. You should probably just calm down.
You calm yourself down, I'm not angry.
No? Your temples are pulsing like some weird under-sea creature. If that's not anger you should see a doctor.
It's like a bad date. I wish these bozos would just vanish.
Have you ever seen your mother naked?
So did you buy that bracelet for Lorelai?
No, just a whim. Liked it. When I talk to her I need to be alone.
You will be.
I mean, with nobody watching or listening. I need to be able to tell her truthfully that we are alone.
Okay.
Thank you.
Just be careful. Don't get pulled into her game.
And what game is that?
I don't know, you tell me.
Well, I'm supposed to tell the game that you're thinking of? Okay, you're thinking of... Twister?
Go ahead. Laugh. But she's practically the first person since your wife that you...
Ooh!
It wouldn't be surprising if you had feelings for her.
She's a stepping stone to Red John. I knew that from the beginning. I don't have any feelings for her.
Hello Patrick.
Lorelai.
Is it just us or are your friends listening?
Just us, we're alone. (Lisbon is actually listening, but Jane doesn't know)
Good. Much nicer that way.
Sorry I didn't come to visit you sooner, I've been a little busy with a case.
It's okay. I've been enjoying the peace and quiet.
You need anything?
I'm fine. Nevermind about me, how are you? Back to solving crimes, huh?
Yes.
Why do you bother? You're trying to hold back the tide with a broom. I think you do it to be close to Teresa Lisbon. I think you're a little bit in love with her.
I-I do it to... pass the time.
I can do anything you want if you give me Red John.
I want your trust and friendship.
You have that.
I don't believe you.
How can I make you believe?
Kiss me.
What does that prove?
First you say you'll do anything I want, then you refuse the first thing I ask for. You're very complicated. (Jane kisses Lorelai)
What are you? Huh? Crazy?
Excuse me?
I told you to be careful. I told you not to go over the edge.
And I told you not to listen.
Don't be childish! I am not your girlfriend, I am an officer of the law! How could I not listen?! You kissed her. And you offered to help her escape.
And I would ask her to marry me if I thought she would buy it. I was playing her.
She was playing you.
I don't think you should be talking to Lorelai. You're too close.
Well I disagree.
I could put a stop to this right now. One word to Bertram-
Please don't do that. I know I can turn her. I know I can. And I promise you I will be careful.
Okay. (Jane touches Lisbon on the shoulder)
Thank you.
Ah well done.
Good job, when do we get her back?
The judge said we can pick her up from County Jail tomorrow.
Did Mancini really throw a bottle at you?
Yes he did. And then he procedeed to chase me through the State House. But failed to catch me.
Congratulations, another mortal enemy made. You shoul be very proud.
Look, I'm sorry by the way.
For what? There's a long list of possibilities.
Well, it's just some general apologies. Use it for your top issue.
Thanks.
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