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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Arnold goes over to the mud puddle and tries to pull the fossilized Maiasaura egg out of it that was for Dr. Skeledon. Luckily, he finds it not broken. After he gets back the egg, he says...!]

And I can give Dr. Skeledon back her egg.

[After he says this, he however notices his giant size to after he fought the T.Rex. The egg refossilizes again. But Arnold notices he's too big to fit into the bus. That is, as he says...!]

Except, I am too big to fit into the bus.

[to Arnold] Well with few adjustments, you might be the bus!

EEEveryone else

RALPHIE?! (THIS IS SERIOUS!)

It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold.

[While Phoebe says this, Arnold is still concerned about Dr. Skeledon's fossilized Maiasaura egg. And Arnold, he says...!]

Well, I am sure going to be happy when this is back to a rock again. It's a lot safer.

[At the end of the Producer Says segment.)

SDr. Skeledon

[has her say --before it ends-- after she finishes her calls] Like it or not! I don't think Ms. Frizzle would have been able to go back in time. Still, it looks like a great field trip, if it were possible.

[The television shows footage of the bus going back in time and going to the age of dinosaurs.]

SDr. Skeledon

Oh, but of course it is not!

[True to what Dr. Skeledon says, even though no one --not even Ms. Frizzle-- would be able to go back in time --and see real dinosaurs-- it would be a good field trip. That is, if it were possible. But really, it is not. After Dr. Skeledon says this, she --wordlessly-- resumes back to her paleontological work.]

RMr. Ramon

But you know what they say: "Bat breath is better than no breath at all!" [laughs]

PParents

Mr. Ramonǃ

Mr. Perlsteinː Maybe we should've stayed home tonight.

Arnoldː Dadǃ You took the words right out of my mouthǃ

We know the real reason why you make a complete wimp like a butterfly as a mascot.

You do?

We do?

Isn't today's soccer game against... your old school?

Keeshaː I've been robbedǃ Somebody stole my cucumberǃ

Arnoldː I OBJECTǃ

What now, Arnold?

I object to being the smallest defense attorney in history!

I object to where we are! Look!

[The class is using Arnold's belt and a pinwheel to model their windmill machine]

Can I have my belt back now?

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