Ralphie Tennelli quotes from The Magic School Bus

Ralphie

I'm seeing myself from the inside out.

Ralphie

I'm Weatherman! Of course I know what I'm doing. [whispers to himself] Now what am I doing?

Ralphie

This has been a bear of a field trip.

Ralphie Tennelli

Is it Just Me or...?

Ralphie Tennelli

I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick.

Carlos

We have to find Wanda before she gets dried up into a raisin.

Ralphie

A raisin? Cool.

Ralphie!

Ralphie

What's going on?

Ms. Frizzle

We're here to get the inside story.

Ralphie

Food chain? A chain of food? I can get into that.

Keesha

Me too. Phytoplankton, Zooplankton, Fish, and People too. We're all in a food chain, scum, this fish, and you.

Ralphie

Looks like our game's going to get rained out, Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle

Oh, don't head for the dugout yet, Ralphie. Those aren't rain clouds. They are puffs of smoke and ash, which means we are exactly where we need to be.

Ms. Frizzle

Welcome to the magma chamber! The heart of a volcano!

Ralphie

How do we get out of here?

Ms. Frizzle

Out of a volcano? How do you suppose?

Arnold

And I can give Dr. Skeledon back her egg.

Arnold

Except, I am too big to fit into the bus.

Ralphie

[to Arnold] Well with few adjustments, you might be the bus!

RALPHIE?! (THIS IS SERIOUS!)

Janet

We know the real reason why you make a complete wimp like a butterfly as a mascot.

Phoebe

You do?

Ralphie

We do?

Janet

Isn't today's soccer game against... your old school?

Ralphie

Whoa!

Wanda

Ralphie, come back!

Ralphie

Gumdrops?

Ms. Frizzle

What a sweet idea.

Phoebe

This hairpin won't break. It's strong.

Ralphie

And hairpins are easy to carry.