Phoebe Terese quotes from The Magic School Bus

Phoebe

How was I supposed to know that she'd have digestive scuba gear?

Phoebe

Hang on, everybody!

Phoebe Terese

At My Old School...

Phoebe

I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.

Arnold

How much you wish you'd stayed home today?

Phoebe

At my old school we never got baked. except for the time the air conditioning went.

Arnold

We're toast!

Dorothy Ann

Well, Technically, No, But you've got the right idea.

Phoebe

It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold.

Arnold

Well, I am sure going to be happy when this is back to a rock again. It's a lot safer.

Janet

We know the real reason why you make a complete wimp like a butterfly as a mascot.

Phoebe

You do?

Ralphie

We do?

Janet

Isn't today's soccer game against... your old school?

Phoebe

[about to shrink the class] Well uh, here goes. Say "fly."

Fly!

Phoebe

We have to get to that trap before the praying mantis does!

Arnold

Don't feel bad, Phoebe. Only a giant spider could trap that general.

Phoebe

Yes! Arnold, you're a genius! Isn't he, Ms. Frizzle?

Ms. Frizzle

His idea certainly has legs.

Arnold

But, uh...I was just joking.

Ms. Frizzle

C'mon, bus. Do your stuff!

Arnold

I was just joking!

Phoebe

This hairpin won't break. It's strong.

Ralphie

And hairpins are easy to carry.

Phoebe

You mean I'm a bean plant?

Dorothy Ann

Not a very big one though.

Arnold

And you don't have very many leaves.

Phoebe

Hey, give me a break. I've only been a plant for a few seconds.

Ms. Frizzle

It can happen, Inspector. But in this case, nothing has been ruined.

It hasn't?

Phoebe

No. We can repair the link between peccaries and cocoa beans by returning things to the way they were. Can't we?

Dorothy Ann

Why couldn't our mission be water like Ms. Rivers' class?

Tim

Yeah. At least water does something.

Arnold

Wow! That's fantastic!

It's called, "Everything you've always wanted to know about rocks." Neat, huh?

Ralphie

Solid!

Phoebe

It's great!

Arnold

Really amazing!

Carlos

Maybe he ran out of sea wheedies and had to go to the store for more.

Ralphie

I can't believe he actually eats those things.

Phoebe

He hasn't been able to eat anything else since he was going to win the rocky award.

Wanda

Tim, Carlos, D.A, are you all right?