[Ralphie tries to take the rock out of the catapult, but accidentally launches himself]
Whoa!
Ralphie, come back!
Classː Ralphieǃ
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Wandaː Herp...Havenǃ I told you it wasn't "Herp Haǃ"
Timː I don't see anything funny about this place, anyway.
Dorothy Annː What kind of place is this?
Ralphieː Yikesǃ An alligator crossingǃ
Phoebeː They're probably there to keep visitors out.
Carlosː Or keep Liz in.
[a car horn sounds]
Wandaː Hey; look outǃ
[The class runs out of the way as a limo enters.]
I made arrangements for Liz to stay here for a well-needed rest, while Harry was fixing her habitat. I started to tell you, but... [chuckles a bit] ...it's so nice when you find out things for yourself!
CClass
Ms. Frizzle!
[The class is appearing on Gerri Poveri's talk show, "In Your Face."]
We knew the monster was big enough and light enough to float, so all we had to do was let it loose! And you know the rest. Your very own monster ended up in your face!
[The class laughs at Wanda's remark.]
GAGeneral Araneus
This is your general speaking. I'm inside some sort of magical school bus, headed for our top secret location.
We have to get to that trap before the praying mantis does!
Don't feel bad, Phoebe. Only a giant spider could trap that general.
Yes! Arnold, you're a genius! Isn't he, Ms. Frizzle?
His idea certainly has legs.
But, uh...I was just joking.
C'mon, bus. Do your stuff!
I was just joking!
Gumdrops?
What a sweet idea.
This hairpin won't break. It's strong.
And hairpins are easy to carry.
LMrs. Li
When do they learn to pick up after themselves?
It's not purple, it's violet!
[The plexiglass items that the colors can bounce off of --in the pinball machine-- are a red tomato and a red maple leaf for red, an orange and an orange carrot for orange, a yellow banana, lemon, and sun for yellow, a green shamrock for green, a blue whale and a blue rubber boot for blue, and a bunch of purple grapes for violet. To represent lives/chances, it is white light pulses. The class --as the player-- gets six lives/chances to make the rainbow. If they succeed or fail, the game tells them how many lives/chances they have left. That is, before failing the game. They get six lives/chances to make the rainbow.]
Ding, ding, ding!
[Phoebe has been transformed into a bean plant]
You mean I'm a bean plant?
Not a very big one though.
And you don't have very many leaves.
Hey, give me a break. I've only been a plant for a few seconds.
Fee-fi-fo-fum, only plants chow down on air, water, and sun.
The plot and the mud thickens.
It can happen, Inspector. But in this case, nothing has been ruined.
I4Inspector 47
It hasn't?
No. We can repair the link between peccaries and cocoa beans by returning things to the way they were. Can't we?
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