At my old school we never got baked. except for the time the air conditioning went.
ArnoldWe're toast!
Well, Technically, No, But you've got the right idea.
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Played by Amos Crawley
The Magic School Bus · 86 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Magic School Bus: in 26 of its 86 quotes
Most scenes with: Phoebe Terese (6), Janet (5), Ms. Frizzle (4)
Scenes with Arnold Matthew Perlstein 18
ArnoldNice propulsion, Arnold!
ArnoldThank you, Ms. Frizzle!
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Explosions of lava. Arnold, don't you understand? According to my research, we're floating on top of an undersea volcano!
ArnoldYikes! I knew I should have stayed home today!
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[Arnold goes over to the mud puddle and tries to pull the fossilized Maiasaura egg out of it that was for Dr. Skeledon. Luckily, he finds it not broken. After he gets back the egg, he says...!]
ArnoldAnd I can give Dr. Skeledon back her egg.
[After he says this, he however notices his giant size to after he fought the T.Rex. The egg refossilizes again. But Arnold notices he's too big to fit into the bus. That is, as he says...!]
ArnoldExcept, I am too big to fit into the bus.
[to Arnold] Well with few adjustments, you might be the bus!
EEEveryone else
RALPHIE?! (THIS IS SERIOUS!)
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It's a good thing you didn't stay home today, Arnold.
[While Phoebe says this, Arnold is still concerned about Dr. Skeledon's fossilized Maiasaura egg. And Arnold, he says...!]
ArnoldWell, I am sure going to be happy when this is back to a rock again. It's a lot safer.
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I am your favorite cousin. Right, Arnold?
ArnoldYou're my only cousin, Janet!
You're so cute!
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Arnoldː I OBJECTǃ
What now, Arnold?
ArnoldI object to being the smallest defense attorney in history!
I object to where we are! Look!
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We have to get to that trap before the praying mantis does!
ArnoldDon't feel bad, Phoebe. Only a giant spider could trap that general.
Yes! Arnold, you're a genius! Isn't he, Ms. Frizzle?
His idea certainly has legs.
ArnoldBut, uh...I was just joking.
C'mon, bus. Do your stuff!
ArnoldI was just joking!
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[Phoebe has been transformed into a bean plant]
You mean I'm a bean plant?
Not a very big one though.
ArnoldAnd you don't have very many leaves.
Hey, give me a break. I've only been a plant for a few seconds.
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It is okay, Arnold. I do not blame you. (I forgive you. After all, it was an accident.)
[She --faintly-- smiles after saying this.]
ArnoldYou don't?
[After Arnold says this, her smile turns into a frown. That is, as she says...!]
No.
[Despite Arnold's apology, Wanda does forgive Arnold. But then, she gets furious. That is, as she says...!]
[in an outrage] BUT I BLAME YOUR CRUMMY IDEA!
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Why couldn't our mission be water like Ms. Rivers' class?
Yeah. At least water does something.
[Keesha sighs, then a volcano project is shown]
ArnoldWow! That's fantastic!
FSFemale student
It's called, "Everything you've always wanted to know about rocks." Neat, huh?
Solid!
It's great!
ArnoldReally amazing!
[Keesha sighs again]
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