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S1 E15

The Loud House · Season 1, Episode 15

Lisa, Leni and others in “Unfinished Business”

What in the name of Jacques Cousteau is happening in here?!

We're giving the room a boat-chic makeover! It's for our viewing party we're hosting tomorrow.

[takes off her scuba helmet] We're gonna watch The Dream Boat season finale with Sam and Gavin.

Rumor has it, there's going to be a tidal wave of emotion!

And an actual tidal wave of water!

[confused] Wouldn't it be simpler to just host your nautical soirée on an actual sea vessel?

[sarcastically] Yeah, Lis, lemme call all the people we know who own a boat. [pretends to take out her phone] Ah, boop-boop-boop-boop-boop. [into her imaginary phone] Hi, nobody? Do you have a boat we can use? No? Cool. Thanks anyway. [pretends to hang up] Click.

[groans; annoyed] You can't think of anyone, ladies? Because the answer is staring you in the face.

[Leni and Luna glance to a picture of Cliff in the bathtub, looking wet and annoyed]

But how does Cliff drive his boat with those teeny-tiny paws?

[realizes what Lisa meant] Dude! [pan to the photo of Leonard and his boat] Gramps has his own ship! How did we blank on that?

And nothing says boat-y like a boat! Let's call him and ask!

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