[As Dante pushes the "unknown" headstone away and heaves the bag out the ground…]
[off-screen] What are you doing?
[Dante reacts in surprise, accidentally launching the bag into the air and it lands in front of the other Morticians, and they all gasp to see what was inside]
It's not Ernie Shovelgate.
It's…
Auntie Pam?!
Gasp.
[Lightning flashes and Boris plays a note on his keyboard; Inside the bag, was revealed to be three tubs of Auntie Pam's ice cream and an ice cooler]
You buried Auntie Pam's ice cream?
[Dante groans in despair]
So, Ernie wasn't real?
[Dante sadly shakes his head in rejection, realizing his secret is exposed]
But why, Dante? Why did you deceive us?
[glances down at Virgil; then confesses] Because… Because I want to hide my ice cream so none of you can have any. It's cookies and scream, my all-time favorite.
Ugh. It's the riding lawnmower over again. I've said it before and I'll just say it once more: Worst sharer ever.
[The other Morticians agree in disappointment over how Dante deceived them]
Sad but true.
[upset] Sigh. I know. I'm really sorry. But, I'll just feel better, I swear. As a matter of fact… [lifts up one of the ice cream tub and inhales] Uh… Who wants some… [suddenly snatches it back, growling evilly in selfishness; then inhales deeply] You can do it, Dante. Who wants some of my ice cream?
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