[Later, in Luan's room, Lucy is laying on the bed, Luan brings out a bag full of papers.]
These are my rejection letters.
[Takes a look] It's like a coffin of your dreams.
It's just part of creative life, you can't expect to shoot to the top right away. When I was your age, I had to start at the bottom. [Flashback to 8 year old Luan performing at Charles' birthday party for him, Cliff, and Walt, using a hairbrush as a microphone] Performing for our pets' birthdays.
What did the Dalmatian say after a snack? That hit the spot! Wow! ruff crowd! [Charles peed on her shoes] Dang it, Charles!
[Flashback changes to Luan performing at the bowling alley]
[Narrating] It was a long time before I was ready to try my act out in public.
Good one, Mr. Coconuts! You bowl me over!
Guess that one landed in the gutter, toots.
Ah! Curly fries!
[Narrating] Even then I still had a lot to learn about comedy. [Flashback to Luan graduating from clown school.] So I enrolled in a clowning academy. Finally, after paying my dues, I was able to build my own business.
How do turtles talk to each other? On their shell phones!
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