[Lincoln pulls out a sloppy joe with a note]
[reading the note] "Happy Sloppy Joe Tuesday, Lame-o. Signed, Ronnie Anne!"
And there's a heart!
Ooh! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!
No I don't.
When's the wedding day, Lincoln?
[annoyed] Ha ha. Very funny.
Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. She's rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo. [hears a gasp and sees Ronnie Anne] Ronnie Anne!
[Ronnie Anne storms out of the cafeteria with a sharped scowl]
Whoa, Lincoln, I think you really hurt her feelings.
Come on, Clyde, Ronnie Anne is the toughest kid in school. She'll be fine.
[Later… as Lincoln returns home from school]
You MONSTER! [throws a tissue box at him, angrily]
Ow! What was that for?
You made Ronnie Anne CRY!
Cry?! I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know?
Bobby told me... Right before he broke up with ME! [sobs]
What? Why does Bobby care?
[opens up a photo book of her, Bobby, and Ronnie Anne] Because Bobby is literally Ronnie Anne's brother! He said he could never date someone related to someone who hurt someone he's related to! Or something like that!
Ronnie Anne has a brother? I thought she was raised by trolls.
[throws CDs at him] THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT BOBBY WAS TALKING ABOUT! [chases him around the living room and grabs him by the collar with both hands] You have to make things right with Ronnie Anne!
Okay! Okay! I'll call her right now and apologize!
No! Nuh-uh! Actions speak louder than words. Bobby has to see you being nice to her. That's the only way he'll get back together with me! Which is why we're going on a double-date.
What?!
It's all been arranged. We have a reservation at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet at 6:00. And you will make her feel like… THE MOST SPECIAL GIRL IN THE WORLD!!
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