He's awesome! Greg Weinstein's dog is nine kinds of awesome!
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Hmm, sounds like it.
Oh, yeah. He's, like, the best dog ever. First, we're playing frisbee with him, and then he ran off and he buried it and we couldn't find it for, like, three hours. And then, he got into Mrs. Toliver's yard and he dug this huge hole, and he hit the sceptic tank. (laughs) The whole yard was flooded with guck! And I mean everything they ever flushed out of the toilet for 20 years! It was like this nasty swamp, but without alligators and way more stink! (laughs) Oh, man! It was so cool.
They should be! That puppy's a rock star! We should get a dog!
You seem to have forgotten Monroe.
Ow! Uh, I mean, Monroe is June's dog. I want one of my own.
If he gets a dog, I'm getting a snake.
Yeah, well, if Dennis gets a snake, I wanna get my ears pierced again.
Hey! No snakes, one set of holes in your ears is plenty, and we have a dog!
If I get my grades up, then can I have a dog?
(pauses) What's wrong with your grades?
Smooth.
Atta boy, Ray Ray! Glad to hear you're getting excited about learning.
Speaking of which, I, um, I need to go to the library. I'm doing a report on, um... raccoons.
You can't look up raccoons on the Internet?
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