The Life and Times of Juniper Lee quotes

And looking fantastic!

Oh, none too soon, I can tell you. That hump made me look fat, didn't it?

Oh, but you carried it so well, honestly. Not many could, darling.

Gigi

No! My power! My beauty! What's happening?! (turns into a small gremlin-like demon)

Juniper Lee

Sorry, Gigi. Guess your little fountain of youth here is all dried up.

Gigi

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (turns smaller) I will not stand for this! Do you understand?! You are not through with Gigi yet!

Juniper Lee

You know, for the first time tonight, I actually agree with you. You soul-sucking freak. (leaves)

And look at it, it's so disgusting. What do you think it its, a lemur or something?

Nah, it's just an ugly monkey.

Barbara Lee

I will not tolerate lying in this house! Do you hear me? (sees Juniper, confused) June? Wh-where did you come from? A minute ago, you weren't, but... All right, I don't know what you two are up to, but we are not leaving this room until I get to the bottom of it. Now, some-- (gets frozen again)

Monroe

He grabbed it from me. (points to Ray Ray, who is holding the crystal, as he chuckles)

Oooh, cute outfit!

I'm on it. (walks over to the real Jody)

Jody Irwin

Hi, Ophelia.

Leave it to the Roge clone.