But Monroe...
S1Taking Care of the Batoot
No! Absolutely not! I am not a babysitter.
And this is not a baby, it's a three-ton monster sitting in our attic.
Sorry, I have a lot to do today.
No... I sleep in the living room, it's sunny out.
(enters with a garbage bag) All right, Hector, here's enough fine stinky nasty garbage to keep your belly full while we're at school. I also threw in two pairs of my dad's sneakers. You seem to like those.
Fine.
You be good now, Hector. I'll be back after school. Be... good.
7 HOURS 18 MINUTES LATER
Oh, man! Monroe! I told you to keep an eye on him!
I did! I watched him eat everything in the attic. I weigh nine pounds. How do you expect me to stop him? He's like New Jersey with teeth.
Monroe!
Hey, I stopped him from eating the rest of the house... except the toilet in the upstairs bathroom, he got by me on that one.
He didn't mean it, June. He's just a creature that's all full of love.
Yeah, love, Mom's photo album and our toilet!
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