Yeah, well, you'd think I could, but there's a surprisingly lack of raccoon information on the web.
S1The Arrival of a Batoot
Come on, little man, we're gonna bust up some forces of darkness.
Then I suppose you should call Greg Weinstein's dog, unless he's too busy turning people's yards into toxic waste dumps!
Off with you! I'll have no part of it. (lays down)
You know, it wouldn't kill you to dig a few holes. Spice it up a bit.
Leave him be.
And that's when he started puking, but after he yorked up, he kept right on eating the couch.
Out of curiosity, Ray Ray, how many more stories about Greg Weinstein's dog do you have?
Five... six... seven! That includes when he got really bad gas after eating all the Halloween candy. Explosive! (chuckles) Greg said it was like the Battle of Normandy. (laughs)
(dryly) Delightful. I think that...
FIFix-It Elf 1
Heya, June.
Hey. You know, I think that all your talk about getting another dog is hurting Monroe's feelings, Ray Ray.
FIFix-It Elf 2
Hiya, June.
Hiya. And I know he acts like he doesn't care about anything, but...
Oh, great, thanks. But he does care, you know, I think he may feel underappreciated.
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