Just a second! (runs out of his room and comes back with more of Juniper's bottles of potions) I'm shampooing, uh, my hair! (closes his hair to throw the potions at the monster, only for them to transform the monster into a large blue strong monster with horns)
Just a Second
Coming! (comes downstairs)
What? I said, "Just a second". It was a second, then bam, I'm here. Let's rock.
Nice Weather
Yeah, I sort of, you know, set free a vibrating mucus troll in the living room.
Wow, he's fast.
(gasps) He's here! What am I gonna do? Okay, you gotta stall him while I take care of the snot monster. (opens the living room door as mucus flies out) Bring it on!
Uh, she's in the basement. I mean the backyard. No, bathroom, she's in the can. (winks at Monroe as he face palms)
Uh... okay.
(whispers to Ray Ray) Say something.
Uh, I'm not wearing a belt.
No, you're not.
(offscreen) Oh, no, you don't!
What was what?
A chair just flew through your window!
Uh, I guess so.
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