Oh, I just felt that I should, you know, look my best for all of the learning. Who was it that said, "if you look good, you learn good", right?
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It's because you're paired up with Marcus Conner for your class project, right?
Marcus rocks. Sharp dresser and never gives wedgies. You gotta respect that. (continues chowing down the pig)
I'd much rather do my report with Marcus than Todd Feldman.
TFTodd Feldman
(comes in) Greetings, Padawan. It is I, Qui-Gon Todd. We have been instructed by the Jedi Council to investigate and report on the mysteries of the North American elk.
You call me Padawan again, freak show, AND YOU'LL BE EATING A LIGHTSABER!!!! (Todd runs away)
Marcus likes you. Like likes you, likes you. I can tell. I have a sense about it.
She does. It's totally creepy.
(sighs) Will all of you just quit it? I have to do a report on the mummy exhibit with Marcus Conner and that's all there is to it, it's just a report. (Marcus walks behind her) I mean, there is no question that Marcus is a ninth degree babe with the great hair and the cute smile, but that doesn't change the fact that he is standing right behind me, right?
Marcus, 'sup? Want some pig?
Nah, I'm good. Hey, June. So you wanna go check out out this mummy?
That could've been worse.
Really?
No, not really. (leaves)
He's called Khommen-Ghetit, and he's supposed to be, wow, like 3,000 years old. Except unlike most Egyptian mummies, this guy wasn't buried with a mountain of riches.
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