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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

“Juniper Becomes the Te Xuan Ze and Ray Ray Gets Magical Powers” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Juniper Becomes the Te Xuan Ze and Ray Ray Gets Magical Powers” · Season 2

In this episode: Monroe (11), Younger Juniper Lee (6), Ray Ray Lee (3), Nester (3), Dolt (2), Git (1)

(runs and pushes a cabinet) Because we live in a world full of magic. I am a magical being, and apparently, so are you. (drops the cabinet to barricade the door) Every generation, your family produces a warrior who will maintain the balance between the world of humanity and the world of magic. (grabs a chair and puts it next to the door) And now, the mantle has been passed onto you. You are the Te Xuan Ze. (puts another chair down)

Almost there. (runs to a sofa) Lass, nudge this sofa in front of the door. No pock-marked demon filth is getting in here, not while Monroe is on the job.

It's her! She's the one! I'm about to end the long reign of the Te Xuan Zes.

Not on my watch! Stand down, you malodorous sacks of barbarous pond scum! (charges at Nester while letting a war cry, but gets grabbed by one of Nester's minions)

No! Lass! You put her down, or you'll rue the day you were hatched, you bucket of troll guts!

YRYounger Ray Ray Lee

Jun-per? (even though invisible to him, he sees Juniper's magical energy being drained by Nester's amulet) Jun-per! (rushes to save her, but in doing so the amulet's magic transfers her magical powers to him, thus he sees Nester and his minions) Whoa! Giant monkeys. LOOK AT THE GIANT MONKEYS!!! (laughs)

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