You okay, dude?
“Takar Island” · Season 1
In this episode: Viking Ghost Leader (8), Juniper Kim Lee (6), Mall Manager #1 (6), Ray Ray Lee (4), Monroe (3), Female Tourist (2)
Take cover!
VGViking Ghost Leader (Jody Irwin)
Keep firing! Send them to the bottom of the sea!
Look out! (pushes the tourists out of the way as the casino sign tears half of the tourist boat, getting Juniper wet) Uh-oh.
FTFemale Tourist 2
Could you do that again? My flash didn't go off.
(chuckles) We're sinking. Could this get any cooler?!
(runs to the front of the boat) So, there's one thing I forgot to mention about the Battle of Orchid Bay: we lost. Abandon ship!
Thank you for coming, tell your friends, Bye bye, take care. Bye bye, yeah, thanks for coming. Buckle up, now. Come back again. Bye bye, yep. Arrivederci.
(as Ray Ray gives her a lifebuoy) We had such a good time! (jumps off the boat)
MTMale Tourist
(as Ray Ray gives him a lifebuoy) Ha ha! I tell ya, I had forgotten how much I love history! (jumps off the boat)
Oh, they're heading to Takar Island.
I thought that was obvious-- Medallion of Takar, Island of Takar.
Wow, you almost went a whole five minutes without being condescending. (starts the enginge)
Takar? Isn't that where there's a jail full of gangsters and criminal masterminds?
Nope, not anymore. Now it's something much, much worse: an outlet mall.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.