When do we get to meet this secretive lady you're keeping from us?
Eh, whatever.
Have you crossed over the perv Rubicon into...underage ladies?
No, it's nothing like that. I just got involved with a... married woman.
[appalled] Peter!
[smiling] Man, that's... [off Jenny's look, changing tone] that's wrong. You shouldn't do that. That hurts people
Try that again like you're not in a hostage video.
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