[All finding Ellie singing "Pick a Bale of Cotton" while wearing Jenny's robe]
You know what, sweetheart? Why don't we stop playing a musical instrument and start watching television?
Yeah, I hear The Grand Wizards of Waverly Place is on.
You know what? Let's just get rid of this thing before we traumatize our daughter more than we already have.
You know, if we just put her in ballet, all I would have to return is a pair of Capezios and an eating disorder.
Can I propose a best-of-both-worlds scenario?
Please.
Maybe you should get some chocolate pudding, wipe it all over her face, and then she can perform Blackface Swan.
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