It's so great that you have your dad with us. That's awesome.
Are you part of this group? I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced.
Andre.
Andre?
Yeah, I was over at your house all the time.
Yeah, you used to call him "that boy."
You told me to stop wearing black because I looked like Nosferatu.
I'm so sorry. No, I don't recall that.
Hey, I'm Kevin. Remember me?
Look, he still talks like he's seventeen. Sure, I remember you. What have you done with yourself? Let me guess, let me guess. Car salesman? Or, I know, failed inventor.
I'm actually a district attorney.
Really?
Assistant district attorney.
[to Ruxin] You won. You won after all.
Oh, wow. Like father, like son. So good to see.
Hmm.
Anyhow, I'm not sure if you ever knew this, but we used to steal all the liquor from your cabinets and replace the bottles with water.
I was quite aware. That's why I peed in the bottles before you ever got there.
That's why that mescal never tasted the same.
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