[to Pete] Stu didn't have sex in your mom's car. Kevin did.
What?!
[offering a high-five] Oh, yeah!
I'm sorry, how do you know this?
Because it was with me.
[taking it back] Oh, no. What? What?
Why don't they put these things in the reunion books?
Kevin lost his virginity to me in your mom's car.
I'm sorry, can I get some more details?
No, no. Good.
He was so excited that when he came, he kicked through the window and then he yelled my name. "SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!!!" It was funny actually.
So the first Shiva Blast was your vinegar strokes.
All right, Eskimo brother.
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