Where's Carmen?
Ugh, I'm in the shithouse.
Why?
Carmen had a dream that I gave Cherie Jaffe a fucking tattoo.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've had that happen. I had a girl who dreamt that I fucked David Schwimmer. [Shane stares at her] Well, Friends was on a lot.
Actually, when we were going out, I had a dream you were a midget.
[Shane laughs, Alice nudges her]
But I wasn't mad at you or anything.
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