[Shane and Alice are at the Planet talking when they see the annoying Tonya walk in]
Oh, shit.
Oh no, I cannot take Cruella DeVille this morning. Do something... uh... pretend I'm upset.
What? What?
Put your arm around me! Um... I'll just start sobbing, and...
[Shane complies by putting her arm on Alice]
Obviously it'll be a really intimate moment. I mean... no halfway, sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting.
Guys! You guys!
[Tonya sits at their table, completely unaware of their private moment. Alice and Shane make faces, then go back to what they were doing]
This place is falling apart! Did you guys hear what happened to Marina?
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