What am I gonna do if I'm fucking pregnant?
Get an abortion, Al.
You could give the baby to Bette and Tina. [Dana and Alice scrunch their noses at Shane] Well, we're already like a family, it'd be like the kid belongs to all of us.
So, instead of "Heather Has Two Mommies," Heather has six mommies.
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