[Shane leaves with a woman Dana wanted to ask out]
I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?
It has to do with her attitude.
I've got attitude!
It's because she's so withholding.
No, it's because she's so confident.
No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.
[firmly] Dana, she's your friend.
It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.
What do you mean it's because of her nipples?
She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.
Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!
Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.
I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.
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