(after a squirrel refuses to dodge Jay’s car) You’ve just lost a game of chicken with a rodent!
Oh, that’s so funny! He’s mugging you off, mate!
Right, we’ll see about that!
Oh god.
Oh, why did you do that for?!
That’ll show him! Fucking little piss taker.
I don’t think he was trying to take the piss, Jay!
Let’s go get a spade, we’ll bury it.
Nah, fuck him!
(Mournfully) His eyes look sad.
(voiceover) So in Neil and Jay’s course of destruction, the death toll stood at ten destroyed daffodils and one piss-taking squirrel.
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