Because you’re a paedo.
Well, if I did fancy old people, which I don’t, that would make me the opposite of a paedophile.
He is right.
Well, then, he’s an OAPaedo.
Brilliant.
You’re desperate for a gum job.
Am I?
“Oh, hello, I’m Will. Pop your teeth out, Doris, and have a little nosh on this.”
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