Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh? Does he teach it?
No, of course he doesn’t teach it, you fucking idiot. The Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Um, no, he isn’t. It’s his dad.
King Phillip?
No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you’re thinking of, but he’s not the king.
He fucks the Queen, though.
Oh.
Probably up the arse.
LOOK, do you wanna sign up or not?
You’ve gotta be fucking joking. There’s no way I’m gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain.
Yeah, fuck it, I’m in.
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