Why are you wearing trainers, Si?
Because they look good.
I specifically said no trainers, not if we want to get into clubs.
Everyone wears trainers.
Jay hasn’t got trainers on. I haven’t got trainers on.
You’ve got fucking flippers on. What size are they?
Size eight, my size.
Oh, yeah, Ronald McDonald called. He wants his shoes back.
There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re Italian.
(in Italian accent) Hey! Where are my-a flippers?
At least you’ll be all right if you fall in the Thames.
Yeah, very funny! Would it have killed you to wear shoes to be safe?
Whoa, check out Neil’s car.
Yeah! It’s shit-hot!
I’d say half-right. It’s shit.
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