Neil, Simon and others in “Unfinished Business”

Neil

(High-pitched) Friend.

Simon

(High-pitched) Friend.

Neil

(High-pitched) Friend!

Simon

(High-pitched) Made-up football friend!

Jay

(Angrily) Just give it a fucking rest, will ya?!

Simon

(Normal voice) Hello, isn’t that Friend’s car?

Neil

(High-pitched, pointing at the car) Ooh, new rims car friend! (He puts his thumbs up too)

Jay

I’ll show you how much of a friend he is. (He moves to the front of the car) Fucking friend. (He climbs up onto the car bonnet) (In a slightly maniacal voice) Ooh friend! (He jumps; the car alarm goes off) Friend! Friend! Fucking football friend! (Jumping all the while)

Simon

I never thought he’d get that wound up. (We see that Football Friend is emerging from a house on the opposite side of the road, and he is running over, gobsmacked about what’s happening)

Jay, what you doing?

Jay

(Turns to face him, still with maniacal voice, still jumping) Ooh friend! Friend! (Normal voice) I’m not your fucking friend! Alright?! Alright?!