Can you not?
Alright Jay!
Alright. Nice car!
Do you like it? I just got new rims for it.
Yeah, it’s well nice!
(To Neil, so Jay can hear) Ooh friend.
Ooh, car friend!
Ooh, car friend, shall we play football?
I’ve just got to pop home now, but, you can have a drive later if you like.
Yeah, maybe.
(High-pitched) Cheers friend.
(High-pitched) Car friend.
(High-pitched) Football!
See you later, then. (He turns left and drives off back home. Jay turns round after a moment, looking angrily at Simon and Neil)
He’s not my fucking friend!
(Looking apologetically at Jay) Alright. Friend! (Neil bursts into laughter. Jay storms off, quickly followed by Simon and Neil, who’re still chanting “Friend!”)
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