Ride Attendant, Will and others in “Unfinished Business”

Room for one more at the front.

Will

Sorry?

One more. At the front.

Will

How can there possibly be room for only one more at the front?

Well there’s three people on the front, so there’s a spare seat there-

Will

Let’s just rewind a bit, shall we? Why are there now three people at the front?

Sir, if you could just get on-

Will

(getting more and more angry) They’ve pushed in! We’ve been queueing for over an hour specifically for the front, and they’ve pushed in?

Sir-

Will

Get them off! Get them off and make them move! Fucking pushing in!

Simon

(Aware of the scene now being created) Will, it doesn’t matter. We’ll sit at the back.

Sir, if you could just-

Will

Are they so dumb they think it’s okay to push in? Make them move!

Jay

Shut up, you plum, and get on the ride.

Sir, it’s the last ride of the day, please get on.

Simon

Will, honestly, it doesn’t matter, just get on.

Will

Fine, fucking fine! I’ll just…I’ll just get on. I’ll just get on, and sit at the front (he sits at the front and straps himself in) next to these inconsiderate arseholes.

Will

I’m the worst human being in the world.