[Jeff is being questioned by Mandy in the court.]
Hi, everyone.
[gasp]
Could you tell the court your relationship with Billy?
He's my dad.
Ewwwwwww!
Billy only hatched the egg, people. That's all.
Ohhhhhhhh...
And how would you rate Billy as a caregiver?
Pretty good, I guess... except he's never remembered my birthday... or paid child support... in fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick. OW!
[begins to jab Jeff with a really big stick] I'll jab you good, you filthy bug!
Why don't you love me, dad?! I'll be anything you want me to be!
I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD!
No further questions.
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