Chidi, Eleanor and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chidi

So, these computers have access to every file for every human currently in the Bad Place, and the three of us have a very important job.

Eleanor

To find out which former U.S. Presidents were secretly gay.

Chidi

NO.

Eleanor

Okay, fine, bi.

Chidi

Sure, but also, while Michael is trying to get the Architects trained, we're supposed to find the first 1,000 humans to take the test. People who will just sail right through it so we can build confidence in the system. So what are the criteria? Should it be...people with the highest point totals or overcame the greatest hardship...

Jason

I think we just start with the gimmes. The very best people who ever lived, so...Evel Knievel, Kool-Aid Man, Mini-Me, DJ Jazzy Jeff...a genie so we can wish for infinity people.

Chidi

Jason-

Jason

Sure, throw me in there, too, ALSO Fat Bastard, the World's Most Interesting Man, Pikachu, Karate Kid, Wendy from Wendy's, Grumpy Cat, and the GPS lady that tells you where to drive! [sighs] Feels like a good stopping point. Let's call it a day, come back fresh tomorrow. Great job, everyone!