Jason Mendoza didn't have an easy life. He once told me the closest he'd ever gotten to having a piñata on his birthday was when a seagull ate too many condoms on the beach and exploded.
But despite it all, he was the most optimistic person I'd ever met.
Jason was the very first person to ask me about my feelings. I hadn't had any yet, but it made me want to go get some. I could see something special inside him that no one else could see: it was a multi-colored blob of positivity right behind his sternum.
That's my Jason: a big, colorful, rainbow blob stuffed inside a hot, life-size action figure.
Plus, I gotta say it was nice to have a true dirtbag buddy...
...so I could talk about what really mattered in life: wrestling, semi-legal drugs, and Jason Statham.
Statham forever!
Indeed. Statham forever. Amen.
Amen.
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