Regardless of what the Judge rules, this feels like some sort of good-bye.
Even if we succeeded, there's no guarantee she'll keep us together. She might just snap her fingers and send us flying into different dimensions. How was that? Did I cheer everyone up?
Aw, man, are we gonna die again? We've died so many times. We've probably had, like, 15 funerals by now. It's getting annoying.
If it would cheer you up, I could tell you what happened at your original funerals. Tahani, Moby spoke first. He claimed that-
Uh, please stop. I don't want to hear it.
What about mine?
Your friends didn't say things about you so much as they graffitied a Red Lobster about you.
Yeah, in Jacksonville, that's the first stage of grief.
In Arizona, you can either have a regular funeral, or they can put your body out on a shooting range and you get a $200 state tax credit.
Hang on. THIS is how we take our minds off the Judge's ruling. Let's throw ourselves the funeral to end all funerals.
Awesome! And you know what they say in Florida: "If you don't like this funeral, juuuust wait a minute!"
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