That oughta stop them from following us.
So smart. Nice to have you back, Janet.
It must have been hard for you...to go back there.
It was. I don't like thinking about who I used to be.
Listen, Michael, it's okay to feel or plead guilty about bad things you used to do, but you don't have to feel shame about who you were because you're not a demon anymore. You're just like a nice, weird, happy old dude.
Huh. Heh.
Thanks for rescuing me. I missed you so much.
I missed you, too. Bad Janet was so mean to me. She told me so many lies, like, she said the Jags cut Blake Bortles. Can you believe that?
Oh no...Jason, that wasn't a lie. Blake Bortles WAS cut by the Jaguars.
WHAT? How, WHY!? Wh...who's their QB now?
A man named Nick Foles.
NICK FOLES? Are you KIDDING ME!?
He won a SUPER BOWL! We're gonna be UNSTOPPABLE! FOOOOOOOOOOOOLES!
Fooooooooooooles!
Fooooooooooooles!
Oh no...Nick Foles just broke his clavicle.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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