Michael! Eleanor!
Brent, I'm so sorry, we don't know why all this is happening.
Well, I do. This chaos is clearly all about me. This is the universe telling me that I don't belong here.
Brent, what do you mean?
I don't belong in the Good Place. I mean, obviously there's a place better than this. I belong THERE. In the Best Place.
Walk me through this, Brent, I'm not sure we follow.
Well, I've been feeling this way for a while now. I mean, this can't be all the afterlife has to offer. Not to the cream of the crop. I mean, if this is Heaven, then where are my guys? Where's Scotty and Schultzy and Porcupine? Where's White Guillermo? And where is Mexican William? And what about Squirt Man?
He makes a good point. You know, what ABOUT Squirt Man?
Also, frankly, my assistant Janet is a little uptight. I mean, she hasn't worn ANY of my gifts.
Have you been asking Janet to make herself clothes that you...give BACK to her?
Yeah, you're doing the math right there, bud.
Look, this chaos which is clearly all about me is a sign. If this is the Good Place, I belong in the Best Place. So, figure it out. [slaps Michael's shoulder.] Get back to me, okay?
I'm gonna go punch a wall with my head, I'll meet up with you later.
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